Epic Introduction post of epicness and introductioniness.

Hi, my name is Asharii and I'm a tank.

Important stuff:

If I was an animal I would be a weasel, for I too am small, wiry and can chew through just about anything.

My favourite color is cookies and my attention span is precisely 7.

I am not a tank IRL since I failed to tank the stairs when my cat drew aggro.

I am prone to run in circles and usually don't know what I am doing until I see an indicator that I got some kinda quest credit.

My only weaknesses are Gravity, My traitorous bunny sidekick and cookies. And shiney things.

Pleased to meet you!